Toilet humor?

A recent “headline” presented as ‘news’

Kohler’s smart toilet promises a ‘fully-immersive experience’

Kohler’s Numi 2.0 Intelligent Toilet features voice commands and ambient lighting

And just what does it do if I say “Oh shit”?

Wait! What? Do I really want to know what I’ll be ‘fully immersed’ in?     Seriously ??